A Complete History of My Sexual Failures

A self-described failed rock musician who’s never had an actual job, thirtysomething Londoner Chris Waitt dissects another shortcoming in A Complete History of My Sexual Failures. Sometimes screamingly funny docu has him interviewing old girlfriends to learn why every single one dumped him, while simultaneously trying to get a new squeeze and solve a certain boudoir performance problem. If it’s hard to believe such a cannily comic fi rst feature could come from as dim a wit as Waitt portrays himself, any Borat-like reality manipulation here pays off.
– DENNIS HARVEY, VARIETY

Laugh out loud funny. You couldn’t make it up!
– DAN BRIGHTMORE, LOADED

”I made some sexy moves on Keira Knightley on the dancefloor at a film awards party last year. I lasted two minutes before I was escorted away by her bodyguards.”
– DIRECTOR CHRIS WAITT, EMPIRE